White Lightning Productions

First- READ THE RULES OF CONDUCT.

Done that? Good.

Now register. GUESTS WILL NOT HAVE ADULT ACCESS.

Next, contact me by email or private message. Convince me that you are over 18 years of age. YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR BIRTHDATE IN THE MESSAGE. At least try to spell, punctuate and capitalize correctly. L337 speakers will NOT get adult access.

Once I decide that you are, indeed, as old as you claim to be, I will set your permissions to allow you to view Private (Hidden) groups- in other words, you'll be able to see the adult groups when you log in.

Edit 2-27-06: Your Adult Access request will be counted as a post for purposes of spambot screening... although a public post is a safer way to prove you're not a spammer or spambot.

I'm sorry for the rigamarole, folks, but this is the only way to keep tender young eyes from frying themselves on an exposed nipple or an F-bomb. Thanks for putting up with it.

Silly related question: should we avoid from having nudity in our avatars? I'm assuming the answer will be yes.

Afraid so.

So far as I can determine at a quick glance, you can only have one avatar here- which means that it would be the same avatar whichever part of the board you were on.

So keep the naughty bits covered or otherwise concealed, please.

Oh, how nice.
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What's nice exactly, Cepelin?

Err... you do realize that he's probably a spam bot, right?

Yeah, sig is big clue

I try to give every benefit of the doubt.

Of course bots can say "I lke boobe lolol!!!!111make c0m1c!". They'll just be banned for being idots instead of advertising programs.

However, even if robots were able to act like humans, it would be favorable to have them act as non-intrusavley as possible so they don't end up getting banned for bad behavior anyway. Most likely, they'll just ast like normal forumers that claim to use a certain product, and recommend it every time someone asks for their favorite. The only problem will be the sheer volume of them, which will probably be limited somewhat by non-companies like Dominos and Microsoft using the same bot. And realy, if companies wanted to flood us with members, they'd outsource and hire people to pretend to like things.

I'l keep this brief , saying I'm a new member (and I' currently 3 hrs. away from a 14.5 hr shift at the "world's largest harware chain". I simply wish to thank everyone at w.l.p. for showing me great hospitality at Project A-kon during the party and extending that same hospitality unto the forums. last year's a-kon I cos played as "Dan Hibiki" from street fighter,myself and many others had a great time at the yearly W.L.P. party and look forward to it this year (this time I will try to bring plenty of booze...heh.) to BAR-1 and Mr. Oversteet , thank you .


As macho as a man in a pink gi can be ,
Wizard_of -odd

What protocol must one take to be approved for the naughty forums?

Have you read the first post in this thread?

About 250 miles, give or take, but there were complications.

I just got home less than half an hour ago, and I'm going to crash very soon. I'll post a con report ASAP.

Adult access will probably take place tomorrow or Wed. depending on circumstances.

"(1) REGISTER AND POST. As soon as you register, post something, ANYTHING (on-topic) to the boards."

This is not one of the planks on the board? Ok, now I'm confused.