Help decide the final wording of an upcoming shirt design...

[Kris@WLP]

So- my shirt printer and I are at odds about the wording of an upcoming WLP shirt design, one that's been in planning for over a year now.

The base of the design is "NO LOLICON" (that is, the word LOLICON with a universal NO slash circle over it). What we disagree with is the tag-line:

OPTION 1: "I prefer women who have gone through puberty. (And then went back for seconds.) (And thirds.)"

OPTION 2: "I prefer women who have gone through puberty. (And have come out the other side.) (More than a week ago.):

So, I'd like your input; which is funnier, works better, is less uncomfortable, is more likely to get your money?

[CK01]

Not a shirt person

[LuckySeven]