*facepalm* Aaaalllrighty, then.
Noah, wipe that retarded grin off your face. You're NEVER getting a piece of that. Fuck off already.
Erica, SHUT YOUR FAT, IMPULSIVE, BOSSY BITCH ASS THE FUCK UP.
*closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose between fingers, sighs in exasperation*
...De-wolf, and go get a change of clothes.
Whenever I see bar-1, all I can think is... how the f**k is it even possible to abuse Sierra Mist? I mean, maybe with AMP or Red Bull, but... what was I talking about?
Whoever said 'nothing's impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door.