White Lightning Productions

Insert joke about snoo-snoo here.

The closest building to the lodge, essentially, Peter & Sarah's neighbors, is renovated and new owners move in. The place is an old, Victorian era construction of stonework, almost resembling a castle. The home is unusually unearthly quiet during the day, and the lights and activity about the house seem to last all night, from sundown to sunup. The curtains are heavy, and always drawn. Overcast days and the occasional lightning storm of an extremely local nature are also notably more often than usual.

One evening Peter & co. bump into a girl, the daughter of the house. She's their age, dressed kinda perky-goth, and keeps covering her mouth whenever she laughs, like she doesn't want them to see her teeth.

No...more...VAMPIRES!!

They also run into the new family's butler who is this huge dead looking guy.

Advert for an old-fashioned horror movie double feature & spook show coming to town. How do the main four react?

the gang is forced to reenact the plot of 30 minutes or less when an ex-werewolf hunter turned career criminal straps bombs to them and forces them to work with Juniper and Lee (who also have bombs strapped to them) to rob the largest bank in the state.

How do they pull it off?

assume the ex-werewolf hunter is actually willing to let them (but not lee, since he has something against his old comrades) go if they successfully get him the money and that he will provide any equipment or inside men at the bank they need. Also assume that the gang might be able to back-stab him and take the money for themselves like the pizza guy did in the movie.

also assume that the bombs fit them in both forms.

Sarah gets a phone call from her mother.

"We went to visit your brother today, and he's not there.
At the mental health institute.
Well, yes. That's why we really hadn't mentioned him before now. Our bad."

The local Haunted Attraction needs help, and Debbie manages to "voluntold" her class - what does everyone end up doing?

And Bruce Campbell will be there opening night.

Four Pumpkins & one of those kid-friendly multiple tool carving kits.

Here's one inspired by the great comedic turn PitW has taken lately:

In the recent hilariously awesome filler art, we saw how Sarah reacts to the idea of Jean being her size. If Jean described it in the same way, how would other characters react to that idea - like Peter or her parents?

Hookah Lounges. The kids still like Hookah's these days, right?

I just want to get some decent cigars. Preferably hand made Churchill sized, Maduro wrapper, Medium strength filler.