"What If?" Thread

[Happygun]

This question assumes Kris/Bar1 is/are familiar with the stereotypes surrounding Portland, OR or the television show .

How would the main cast (or supporting cast) differ if the webcomic were set in Portland (or in the suburbs around the city)?

Not the most enthralling hypothetical, I know, but I'm bored.

[Kris@WLP]

[Kris@WLP]

[Happygun]

[bar1scorpio]

Yeah... I... probably couldn't stand that show.

Remember, I'm the guy who hasn't laughed once while giving Big Bang Theory a half sporting chance.

As to Jim Rose Circus, please pardon me, whilst I practice my human blockhead bit by shoving Q-Tips up my nose. *A-CHOO!*

[Happygun]

[bar1scorpio]

Or Portland. Maybe I'd just be irritated with Portland.

[Happygun]

[bar1scorpio]

What if...

Michelle (Jean's older sister) had hooked up with Peter?

[matteso585]

Well I have a better what if.

What if the PitW world & Milkmaid world merge due to something that happened in the latter world?

[Kris@WLP]

[Kris@WLP]

[Kaeto]

[Kris@WLP]

[bar1scorpio]

So essentially it'd peter out as too awkward and "meh".

[Ganthan]

Are we ever gonna see what Michelle Goodwin looks like?

[Happygun]

[Kris@WLP]

[Rocket T. Coyote]

What if the Weres held an athletic competition to determine their standing in the pack? Or just to see who was best at what skill set? It could be a special Howl event. A coming-of-age ritual for the younger weres.

[bar1scorpio]

Well... Gus wasn't too off about the howls having a bingo night... While that brawl/orgy bit is spot on, in it's own right (if you recall chapter 2). There's usually some impromptu off-season "hunting" of small woodland critters... bbqing of said critters, etc. Really like a latenight picnic, dunno how many peeps here have been to a bonfire party, but imagine something between a PTA meeting and a picnic that happens to be happening latenight instead of midday- and the likelyhood of couples, or triples... or sextuples sneaking off once one hunger was sated to satisfy another...

But an actual lumberjack-toughman competition would most likely be done outside a howl... as a disproportionate number of male weres hold interest in old-timey physicality. Any town that has frontier days, mountain man competitions, caber tossing, etc...

And on that note, and the looks of such men, both Sally and Carla will soon be suffering the descent of their men's facial hair for the winter... "scruffy" to downright "wooly" by December...

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Request clothes-splosion: Sarah in a festive Christmas pixie suit.

[ShadowMage]

[Happygun]

Here's a question Ben will probably more enthusiastic about answering.

If the characters in PitW were professional wrestlers (masked, WWF or otherwise) what would be their wrestler personas, costumes and signature moves?

[bar1scorpio]

Sarah would be almost classically Japanese/Anime inspired female wrestler garb.
Jean would be reminiscent of Jeff Hardy/Sting/Gawthy stuff.
Rebecca would be confused for a cosplay zero-suit Samus inspired getup.
Peter would wear the baggiest cargo shorts possible, even if it clashed with his theme. He wouldn't evn have a discernable persona, his attempts at masks, vaguely Dudley Boys/Juggalo inspired getups. Someone would write him into a corner where he's forced to wear another masked babyface's outfit into the ring, spandex pants & all. When the towel he tried to wear around his waist comes off, the kayfabe will break the internet. "NOPE, that DEFINITELY ain't Santo Furioso in those pants- the ring! I mean in the ring!"

[Happygun]