White Lightning Productions

I hope the weather's mild there; it's early November at this point in the story...

404 'd, Captain.

Yay for SaraWuff! And yay for Padunk! I'm liking this more and more, Kris. Keep it up and I'll quite harassing you about the book that I paid for a couple of years ago.

So am I the only one having trouble reading the sign outside 200(cone)? "Without ice cream, there would be [unreadable] & chaos"?

Nope, still broke'd. General is working though.

Sarah is risking further exposure that she knows can lead to death for herself and Peter for the sake of fast food nostalgia? This seems like a bit of an Idiot Ball maneuver even for her.

Taking her clothes off before transforming. That's what I call being smart.

I didn't exactly attempt to surprise you- remember, Con's narration referred to "the Tiki Incident"...

So her beast is going to Smash the Parkie figure under the tarp. That goes according to plan. But Saving Tiki will mean removing it from in front of the restaurant and relocating it to her living room, concrete pad and all. Therefore the restaurant staff will have no choice but to "fix" Parkie and mount that. Too bad all the damage means the fibreglass statue no longer looks that much like all those photos they took when she visited last time.

Manager: Um, where are her, umm, ... [ Waves his hands in front of his chest ]
Employee 1(the woman who played with Parkie's breasts): Well, her breasts were so damaged, it was easier to, sort of, make her male, with a curved chest instead of a curvy chest.
Employee 2 (the one with the camera during Parkie's visit): I think it still works. I mean the tail still fits in properly. Oh, by the way, reaching up inside her crotch to apply the duct tape on the inside is a little weird for me.
Employee 1: Remember, this is now a guy. So reaching up shouldn't that weird.
Employee 2: A guy doesn't have a hole there, well not unless he's about to die!

"Operation: Save Tiki" is a go!