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White Lightning Productions, 16286 FM 943, Livingston, TX 77351

WLP Special Items for Sale

This page features our line of T-shirts and other WLP produced merchandise, plus special sales and auctions we have from time to time.

Click here to go straight to the WLP Online Store and order stuff!

T-Shirt Sales
Special Limited-Time Sales
Online Auctions



T-Shirts

White Lightning Productions offers the following T-shirts for sale!

NOTE: Specify your desired shirt size when ordering. Orders may be delayed if your shirt cannot be immediately filled from stock and must be reprinted.


ANIME HERO - Demonstrate your innate superiority and the tragic delusion of all those fanboys around you. (You should really, REALLY read the shirt, folks.)

Click here to order ANIME HERO

CATGIRLS AGAINST BUSH - On January 31, 2006, George W. Bush called for a ban on all human-animal hybrids in the State of the Union Address. Show your support for catgirls by wearing this shirt!

Click here to order CATGIRLS AGAINST BUSH

CHICHI-CHAN "GOING MY WAY?" SHIRT - Chichi-chan has two big problems... but sometimes they come in handy! A black-and-white must for fans of WLP's online comic, The Misadventures of Chichi-chan!

Click here to order CHICHI-CHAN: GOING MY WAY? - Sorry, this shirt is currently out of print- but it'll be back soon!


CHICHI-CHAN "FANSERVICE" SHIRT - This summer everyone's fans need a look-over, and few look better in overalls than our own Chichi-chan! Quality shirt, cute artwork, and a dedication to fan service you can be proud of!

Click here to order CHICHI-CHAN: FANSERVICE - Sorry, this shirt is currently out of print- but it'll be back soon!


CONSERVE HOTEL WATER SHIRT - White Lightning does our part to encourage convention goers to get rid of fanboy funk! Hygiene can be fun! Artwork by BAR-1!

Click here to order CONSERVE HOTEL WATER - Sorry, this item isn't listed yet- but it will be soon! Keep watching this space!

EYES SHIRT - Ladies, you know where the guys are looking. Help make the point that they should be looking a bit further up with this shirt... or, alternately, let them know you understand the force of gravity working on their gaze! A bit of humor from WLP!

Click here to order EYES T-shirt
Click here to order EYES Babydoll

FANBOYS SCARE ME SHIRT - They're creepy. They're weird. They frighten us all. Now you can proclaim your terror to the rest of fandom! (And trust us, they'll understand.)

Click here to order FANBOYS SCARE ME

FANGIRLS SCARE ME SHIRT - They're energetic. They're twisted. They frighten us all. Now you can proclaim your terror to the rest of fandom! (And trust us, they'll understand.)

Click here to order FANGIRLS SCARE ME

"HEN-TIE" SHIRT - A visual guide to pronunciation... or just a way to show your true colors discreetly!

Click here to order HEN-TIE

HOW TO GLOMP SHIRT - A public service announcement for those anime fans unclear on the concept!

Click here to order HOW TO GLOMP

KUNOICHI NO JITSU SHIRT - Finally, a shirt for female ninjas proud of their... skills.

Click here to order KUNOICHI NO JITSU T-Shirt

"YES, THEY'RE NATURAL." SHIRT - Sequel to our most popular shirt! A perfect fashion item for gamer girls with attitude!

Click here to order NATURAL T-Shirt
Click here to order NATURAL Babydoll

PLEDGE SHIRT - Now THAT is a patriotic statement we can all support! (Read the shirt, really, we mean it.)

Click here to order PLEDGE

SMILEY ROGER SHIRT - The next "Talk Like a Pirate Day" is just around the corner! (Lurking, no doubt, to ambush a passing Spanish galleon... or a ninja.) Let everyone see (and hear) you say, "AAARRRRRR!"

Click here to order SMILEY ROGER

SPLAT SHIRT - Anyone who's played Dungeons & Dragons or other tabletop RPGs has experienced a bit of bad luck. If you've suffered under a killer GM, this is the shirt for you.

Click here to order SPLAT

TENTACLE MONSTER SHIRT - For you guys and gals with a love for hentai... or Cthulhu! Let the world know of the evil lurking within you... Sorry, not available in children's sizes.

Click here to order TENTACLE MONSTER

TOFU IS 3V1L SHIRT - The back says: "Anything which has the power to taste like anything, yet alone tastes like nothing, obviously harbors a sinister agenda and cannot be trusted."

Click here to order TOFU IS 3V1L

VIOLENT E SHIRT - Yes, it's a bad pun and a grammar geek joke. We still think it's funny! Combining gore and phonics in one neat shirt!

Click here to order VIOLENT E


Special Limited-Time Offers

WLP currently has a small selection of discounted anime DVDs available on a first-come, first-served basis. Click here to browse WLP's listing of anime DVDs!

Check out the other Clearance Sale items at the WLP Store!


Online Auctions

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Since April 10, 2001

This page last updated June 9, 2007.