MILKMAID CREATOR'S GUIDE By Kris Overstreet CHARACTERS MAIN CHARACTERS BETH DORMAN / MILKMAID CHASTITY ANDERSON / PRIXEN MARTINA STEVENS / SWEATER PUPPY KAREN MATTHEWS / JUGGG'S SERAFINA DiANGELO / THE INCREDIBLE CUNT EDWIN BOOTH / CAPTAIN COCK DR. PAPILLANDROU & WALTER SUPPORTING CAST LAURA DORMAN JOHN FORSYTHE VALENTINE COOPER JOHN THOMAS KEVIN CARROLL PRINCIPAL STEVENS COACH 'STONEWALL' MATTHEWS ANASTASIA DiANGELO SETTINGS TOWN OF WOODVILLE WOODVILLE HIGH SCHOOL DR. PAPI'S CLINIC THE DORMAN HOME WOLFE-MART ANASTASIA'S BOUTIQUE CAPITOL CITY MUSEUM OF CAPITOL CITY CAPITOL CITY UNIVERSITY SUPERHEROES UNION HALL PLOT CONSIDERATIONS PLANNED STORYLINE BANNED PLOT DEVICES/SITUATIONS CHARACTERS MAIN CHARACTERS BETH DORMAN / MILKMAID From the Milkmaid web site FAQ: Elizabeth Dorman is a fairly typical female student at Woodville High School. She turned 18 in September, she's opposed to the school uniform code, she likes Hanson and hates the Spice Girls, she looks the other way through the peephole between the boys' and girls' showers... for the most part, she's a pretty ordinary girl. Unfortunately, when she went to the town doctor, the mad scientist Dr. Papillandrou, she unwittingly became part of his bizarre experiments when she drank a botched mixture of retroviruses, hormones, and whole milk. Now, when she drinks milk, her hormones go into overdrive, setting her mammaries into overproduction and triggering changes Dr. Papi didn't know about... transforming her, in short, into the Milkmaid! VITAL STATISTICS As Beth Dorman: 5'4" tall, 35-25-34, approx. B cup Milkmaid (minimum transformation): 6' tall, 90-29-43 (cup size unmeasurable, rib measurement approx. 38") SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (as Milkmaid): Infinite milk supply- her breasts -never- run out of milk and are capable of spraying it in thick, but not forceful, flows. She can't use her tits for fire hoses, and it's impractical for her to put out a fire with them, but they do have their uses. Enhanced strength- in default mode she can lift a compact car, given proper leverage. Limited invulnerability- bullets don't penetrate, but they do deliver a knockdown blow and leave bruises. Materialization- she can create objects out of thin air, like her costume and her giant dildo Equalizer. She can create anything her mind can imagine, any color, any substance, within the limits of her current energy state. She can also dispel these creations. Growth- Milkmaid can make herself grow larger by drinking more milk. LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES Milkmaid's power is directly proportionate to the amount of growth she's done due to drinking milk. Her power isn't exhausted by use; rather, it acts as 'leverage,' meaning there are things MM can't do unless she's a certain size. MM in normal mode can't materialize anything larger than, say, a twin-size bed. Supercharged, she could materialize a car. Ultra-charged... well, we'll leave that for the 'Towering Erection' story. Milkmaid's growth centers on her breasts; they grow faster than the rest of her body when she drinks milk. Her 'supercharged' form is over seven feet tall, with breasts that hide her entire torso from view. Beyond that form, she is no longer able to balance on her own feet, making the increase in superhuman strength nearly useless. Beth, as the Milkmaid, has increased libido and sexual sensitivity. This makes it more difficult for her to pass up opportunities for sex, and it can disrupt her concentration when confronting an enemy. When brought to orgasm, MM reverts to her minimum transformation form, usually in a wave of milk. Milkmaid cannot transform back to Beth at will. Rather, she must wait for the change to wear off on its own, usually between 1 and 4 hours after her last taste of milk. She has enough warning of her reversion to re-materialize her old clothes just before changing back. Simple or inert objects that Milkmaid materializes- like clothes- remain after she returns to Beth. Complex forms, especially machines that Beth doesn't understand the operations of, only work for her, only work while she concentrates on them, and dissipate when she reverts. THINGS MILKMAID JUST CAN'T DO Milkmaid cannot fly, cape or not. Milkmaid's milk is a mild relaxant and aphrodesiac, but it has no other special or magical effects except where the drinker is already likely to be changed by milk. It -does- have a low-grade magic charge, but a normal person drinking it will not have anything happen to them besides a sudden urge to screw, which is quite controllable. PERSONALITY Beth Dorman -wanted- to be an ordinary young woman. She lusts after the BMOC John Forsythe, she struggles to complete high school and advance to college, she has a small circle of friends she likes to spend time with. However, the world seems to be out to get Beth- and this is not her imagination, as she has absolutely -horrible- luck. This bad luck has affected her just enough to make her a little bitchy and cynical, but not enough to make her truly bitter, or to wipe out her youthful idealism. Beth is best friends with Chastity Anderson, and her circle of friends tends to be those who don't fit in with the 'in clique' at Woodville High School. Although Beth probably -could- fit into the clique, she despises its chief female figure, Valentine Cooper, and constantly confronts the head cheerleader when the latter bullies around the less socially acceptable girls. Beth strongly disapproves of her mother's prolifigate lifestyle, and she constantly worries that her libido while Milkmaid will drive her to become just like her mother. These thoughts do not trouble her much while actually Milkmaid, but she still longs for romance and tender loving embraces... hell, she'd settle for the traditional quickie in the back seat of the Civic on a Saturday night. NOTES ON APPEARANCE With the sole exception of JuGGG's, Milkmaid ALWAYS has the largest breasts in proportion to her body of -anybody- in the comic. As Milkmaid, she has a somewhat muscular, but not defined, figure. Her hips are broad and her ass improbably firm and round. When supercharged, MM's nipples leak a steady stream of milk even without stimulation. CHASTITY ANDERSON / PRIXEN From the Milkmaid website's FAQ: Chastity is Beth's best friend. Like Beth, she's totally ordinary- so ordinary, in fact, that Dr. Papi's latest Blue Plate Special didn't seem to affect her... until a date tried to go too far on Saturday night. Now, when Chastity gets horny, she gets hard... a hard body, a hard -dick,- and a hard attitude towards the male of the species! VITAL STATISTICS Chastity - 5'5" tall, 35-26-36, B-cup Prixen - 6'2" tall, 78-33-48 (cup size unmeasurable, rib measurement approx. 40") , penis 12" long, 2.5" diameter SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (as Prixen): Superhuman strength- Prixen is -much- stronger than Milkmaid's default mode, and can toss cars or demolish brick walls with minimal effort. Invulnerability- she shrugs off bullets, car crashes, etc. Mind control- subject must be able to hear Prixen, and Prixen must have eye contact. Other superhumans are immune. LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES Prixen reverts to Chastity when she achieves orgasm through her vagina. She can orgasm repeatedly from penile stimulation with no weakening. Prixen cannot maintain a mental grip on more than one person, nor can she maintain it without keeping her eyes locked on her target. The target, once enthralled, may turn away, but if she loses her concentration the control is broken. THINGS PRIXEN JUST CAN'T DO Prixen doesn't lactate, nor does she grow beyond her first transformation. PERSONALITY Chastity is the proverbial nice girl- too nice, really. She refuses to believe anything bad about anybody, and she's almost always cheerful. Her parents are your standard 'normal' people, and she believes herself normal herself. However, she's got a subconscious lust for Beth, whom she idolizes, and is at heart a dominant bisexual with a marked preference for females. Chastity's first transformation was triggered by a split-personality cased by her sudden and complete disillusionment of her first sexual experience. Prixen is Chastity's id run wild; no morals, no restraints, just a mass of lusts, frustrations and anger given vent. Even after her SPD is more-or-less cured, Chastity still does not like transforming into Prixen, and Prixen is still much more aggressive and violent than Chastity. Chastity is the closest of Beth's friends and so is seen by the rest of the school as 'under her protection.' As such, very few people try to take advantage of her innocence. Although she only has hatred for one person (the boy who tried to date-rape her, and who Prixen took vengeance on), she gets quite annoyed at people like Valentine, who belittle and bully others. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Prixen has glowing, pupilless eyes, large firm breasts, and a muscular physique. Despite the 'vital statistics', her cocktip tends to bump against the undersides of her breasts when not 'in play'. MARTINA STEVENS / SWEATER PUPPY From the Milkmaid website's FAQ: Martina Stevens is Woodville H. S.'s smartest student... that is, until she sees the moon, or any depiction thereof. Thanks to Dr. Papi's insidious cafeteria food, Martina transforms from Woodville's smartest girl to the world's dumbest werewolf- Sweater Puppy! VITAL STATISTICS Martina - 5'3" tall, 34-28-35 (B-cup) Sweater Puppy - 7' tall, 104-29-47 (cup size unmeasurable, rib measurement 62") SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (as Sweater Puppy): Sweater Puppy is exceedingly strong, although not as strong as Milkmaid. She is also a much faster runner and has much quicker reflexes than any normal human being. Sweater Puppy, when aroused, produces a thick cloud of odorless pheromones which, unless immediately dispersed by wind, produce an irresistible compulsion to have sex with any compatible person nearby. Sweater Puppy is a supremely quick healer. LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES Sweater Puppy is dumb in both senses of the word. Her vocal communication is limited to canine growls, barks, and yips (represented in the comic by pictograms showing her intended message, but which others cannot understand). She can read and write a little bit, and communicates (after her first appearance) using gag-signs a la Wile E. Coyote or Genma Saotome. She's incredibly playful, often horny, and always friendly, making her a fairly weak opponent. Martina cannot resist the transformation into Sweater Puppy. Any visual depiction of the moon, or related subjects (Sailor Moon, a guy dropping his pants, pretty much anything except the printed word 'moon') triggers the metamorphosis. The change takes about a minute to take hold- just time enough to find a hiding place. Once transformed, she remains in werewolf form until the following dawn. Contrary to myth, Sweater Puppy is -not- invulnerable to all forms of attack except silver or fire. Silver is no more or less dangerous to her than anything else, and a bullet is still a bullet. THINGS SWEATER PUPPY JUST CAN'T DO Sweater Puppy can't lactate. Sweater Puppy can't infect others with lycanthropy. This is not because she lacks the capacity- we don't know- but because she knows that biting and clawing is Wrong and Unfriendly, so she never does either of these things. PERSONALITY Martina is a typical nerd, with no sense of humor and the most literal mind imaginable. (She'd probably be less vulnerable to 'moon' references if it were less literal.) She speaks in prim, proper and precise language, never curses aloud and seldom thinks any four-letter-words at all. As such, she is a frequent victim of practical jokes and teasing, although some teasing is lighter than others. She's got a stand-offish personality, and when you add the sweater she wears because of her thin-blooded temperature sensitivity, she's at the very bottom of the Woodville senior class dating pool. Sweater Puppy is exactly the opposite of Martina. She's friendly, outgoing, enthusiastic, and so simple-minded it's pathetic. She's a huge, anthropoid, sex-crazed puppy, and the one thing she can't be is subdued. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Martina is -never- without her sweater, except in a swimsuit (which she would then cover with an ankle-length T-shirt). Her hair is perfectly combed back, without a bit of muss. Sweater Puppy's head-hair, in contrast, is gloriously messy, full of bangs and the like, and although she usually leaves her sweater on she has been seen without it. Martina loses her glasses in mid-transformation; Sweater Puppy doesn't need them and couldn't wear them if she did. Her glasses are of moderate thickness, only occasionally hiding her eyes. KAREN MATTHEWS / JUGGG'S From the Milkmaid website's FAQ: Karen Matthews is an intensely jealous girl. Even though she's taller than most other girls at WHS, she's totally flat-chested... until Dr. Papi works his deviltry. Then, when her jealousy gets the better of her, she transforms into JuGGG's- every girl's terror and most boys' wet dream! VITAL STATISTICS Karen - 5'10" tall, 37-31-38 (AA cup) JuGGG's - 5'10" tall, 115-31-38 (cup size unmeasurable, rib measurement 35") SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (as JuGGG's): JuGGG's is superhumanly strong (with that chest, she has to be!!). However, she is nowhere near as strong as Milkmaid. JuGGG's can control the size of her breasts from the minimum to the maximum listed above. However, she strongly prefers the extremes of the ranges (minimum for ease of movement, maximum for sheer one-upsmanship). LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES JuGGG's has a serious self-confidence problem; basically, her breast size defines her self-image. Karen/JuGGG's has an obsessed would-be boyfriend, Edwin Booth. JuGGG's is by no means invulnerable. THINGS JuGGG's JUST CAN'T DO This is beginning to get repetitive, but JuGGG's does not lactate. Furthermore, she cannot change any aspect of her body besides her breasts. PERSONALITY Karen is, at heart, a miserable person. Her mother, Coach 'Stonewall' Matthews, pressures her to the greatest physical achievement possible and shows her to the other gym-class girls as an example. She has the flattest chest and the broadest shoulders in the senior class except for maybe half the football team (possibly fewer boys than that). As such, she's been one of Valentine's favorite targets for belittlement and bullying, and she reacts to the teasing by lashing out at almost anyone. She believes in justice, but can't tell the difference between that and vengeance, so with her new powers she delights in showing up her former tormentors. Unlike most of the other girls, JuGGG's does not have any appreciable personality changes with her transformation. Also unlike most of the other girls, JuGGG's is NOT bi. She's aggressively heterosexual and regards anything else as perverted. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Karen does have a smaller waist than her hips or chest. However, in clothes she appears to have all the curves of a railroad tie. She -never- has a tender expression; the closest she can manage is a rough sympathy for someone else she considers to be unfairly shorted by life. She's almost always angry. SERAFINA DiANGELO / THE INCREDIBLE CUNT From the Milkmaid website's FAQ: Serafina's painfully shy. It's a shame, too, because she's one of the most beautiful girls at the school. Of course, leave it to Dr. Papi to not leave well enough alone... and when a frustrated suitor calls her a 'cunt,' she's transformed from her beautiful well-rounded self into an Amazon bent on one thing- SEX! VITAL STATISTICS Serafina - 5'5" tall, 37-25-36 (C to D cup) the Cunt - 7'4" tall, 61-35-50 (D to DD cup) SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (as the Cunt): The Cunt is superhumanly strong (stronger than Milkmaid's basic transformation) and nigh-invulnerable. LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES The Cunt reverts to Serafina when she has been exhausted (usually requires repeated orgasm). THINGS THE CUNT JUST CAN'T DO Besides the obvious, the Cunt cannot change at will. Serafina requires the cooperation of someone else to say the keyword that triggers her 'shameful change'. PERSONALITY Serafina is so shy and easily embarrassed it's pathetic. She's the best looking, best figured girl in school (she makes even the stupid school uniform look interesting), but the attention she gets- and the pressure her mother, the town beautician, puts her through, make her retreat within herself. She would -like- to have wild hot monkey sex sometime, but she's too shy to get a date, much less laid, mostly because she's so self-conscious about her looks. As the Cunt, Serafina is no longer shy. Her strength and stature give her the self-assurance she needs to go out and demand what she wants, proudly and without restraint (or clothing). The Cunt is making up for lost time whenever she makes an appearance; no matter what urgent need may be present, she's going to want to end it with as mind-blowing an orgasm as she can find. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Serafina is the most shapely and delicate-looking of the normal female characters in the series. She tries to slump or stretch or in whatever way possible obscure her assets, though, and she goes through life with a slight perpetual cringe. The Cunt always has one eye obscured by her overhanging bangs, and is -always- smiling. She is the essence of confidence. She has a moderately defined musculature, not as ripped as bodybuilder contestants but respectable nontheless. The Cunt's first appearance is planned to feature a number of parodies of various superhero characters. After that, the Cunt loses the word 'Incredible' from her name. After transformation, she -usually- has her panties remaining to her, although with her urges they don't last too long afterwards. EDWIN BOOTH / CAPTAIN COCK (Character not yet designed for visuals. Edwin is your standard pencil-neck geek, coke-bottle glasses, buck teeth, short-cropped black hair and as light a build as a scarecrow could ask for.) VITAL STATISTICS: 5'8", as Captain Cock hung 16" diameter 3" SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (as Captain Cock): Absolutely none. LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES: Edwin is an 'idiot genius' and lives in a rich fantasy world. As such, his connection to reality is tenuous at best, and his mouth constantly writes checks his body can't cash. PERSONALITY Edwin is a nerd, and an annoying one at that. He's almost universally despised by the student body. He's the only male who dares try to ask Karen Matthews out on dates; she can do no wrong, even when she jams him into the air vent. His own encounter with Dr. Papillandrou's experiments left him with a massive phallus, but absolutely no other superhuman abilities. He's convinced he -does- have them, though, and so he cobbled together a costume and calls himself 'Captain Cock,' out to avenge the evils of wicked females and protect the glorious and angelic Karen. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Yes, Edwin does use a pocket protector. DR. PAPILLANDROU and WALTER From the Milkmaid website's FAQ: Dr. Papi is the town doctor- literally the ONLY doctor in Woodville. His secret ambition is to be a great mad scientist, renowned for creating the perfect female sex slave, but his funds are all tied up in making payments on his Mad Scientist Brand © pipe organ. Walter, his feckless assistant, makes feeble attempts to be Papi's conscience, but Papi's just too mad to hear and Walter's too much a nonentity to actually do something about the Doctor's mad schemes. VITAL STATISTICS Dr. Papi - 6'6" tall Walter - 5'8" tall PERSONALITY Dr. Papi is obsessed with two things: being respected/feared as a proper mad scientist, and creating the ultimate sex slave. Everything else, including such minor concerns as financial well-being, is left to Walter, who is waiting out his internship after having achieved his master's degree in Lackey Arts. He's still an intern, which is why he has any spine left at all, but as a properly trained lackey he's too loyal and too spineless to actually do anything more than complain or apologize for the Doctor's actions. Dr. Papi has a weak conscience- he divides the universe between mad scientists (his peers) and everyone else (his experimental subjects). Walter's conscience is a bit stronger, but overwhelmed by a sense of duty both to Dr. Papi and the noble career path he and hundreds of Igors have chosen. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Dr. Papi has a spindly body with large bony hands and clodhopper feet. Walter is short, bald, and has the general build and posture of the bald kid from the Fisher-Price Little People playsets. It's Dr. Papi's place to strike needlessly dramatic poses and Walter's to stand humbly by and watch, and both fulfill these roles to perfection. SUPPORTING CAST LAURA DORMAN From the Milkmaid website's FAQ: Laura is Beth's mom- a woman who knows very well she's still got a hot body and who dedicates herself to enjoying it while she can. Beth's late father left the two of them well looked after, so she doesn't need to work- or dress, most of the time. Her biggest worry is whether or not Beth's trust fund will pay for breast enlargement surgery. If only she knew... VITAL STATISTICS - 5'6" tall, 38-26-38 (D-cup) SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES: Laura Dorman is descended from a long line of witches. As such, she can keep herself perpetually young and firm-figured, and has the potential to be a plot device should one be required. She's also phenomenally lucky. LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES: Laura was kicked out of the family coven for marrying young to a mundane, so she never got the 'advanced courses' or the formal training to be a -competent- witch. As such, she makes frequent blunders which never affect -her- personally. THINGS LAURA JUST CAN'T DO: Best not to examine this too closely, lest one discover how few things could be listed here. PERSONALITY: Laura is an unabashed slut. Her husband died when Beth was very young, but he left the two of them with a large enough legacy that, with a little management and modest living, Laura need never work again and Beth has a free ride through college. As such, Laura has spent the last decade and more sowing her wild oats. She's a hedonist and believes the carefree, irresponsible life would be good for Beth as well. After all, Beth really doesn't have to work either. Laura loves her daughter dearly and worries about her apparent inhibitions. It's worth mentioning that Laura KNOWS her daughter is the Milkmaid (although Beth doesn't find out she knows until planned issue #5, when the Prixen first shows up)... and she -still- thinks the girl is too hung-up. She sees to it that Beth drinks her -tea- every evening to keep away pregnancies and certain infections via enchantment, although she's never told Beth about any of this. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Laura always appears in as little clothing as possible for the situation. Her clothes make a statement; the statement is 'FUCK ME.' JOHN FORSYTHE (Character not yet designed for visuals. John is tall, has wavy brown hair, broad shoulders and an athletic physique.) VITAL STATISTICS - 6'5" PERSONALITY John Forsythe is the BMOC- Big Man On Campus. He's also a rarity- he's BMOC not just because of his athletic prowess but because he's a sincerely nice guy. He doesn't abuse his popularity, and in fact is a little baffled at why he's so popular. In one of the greatest ironies of young love, he has a secret crush on Beth, whom he regards as the most decent person in Woodville High School... but he does -not- like large-breasted women, and is totally unattracted to Milkmaid. John goes out frequently with Valentine because of pressure from both sets of parents. The families are long-time friends, but John doesn't care for Valentine's abusive personality. NOTES ON APPEARANCE John is -never- shown totally nude or having sex. He represents Beth's romantic ideal, and as such is not a fit subject for the wacky fuckfest typical to sex scenes elsewhere in the series. VALENTINE COOPER (Character not yet designed for visuals: Valentine has black hair tied up into a ponytail arcing from the back of her head. She is nearly as shapely as Serafina. She usually wears a wicked-looking expression on her face; she delights in making others suffer.) VITAL STATISTICS - 5'7", 38-28-37 (C cup) PERSONALITY Valentine is head cheerleader, the most popular girl in school... and 100% Grade A bitch. She's on a perpetual power trip, using her good looks and popularity to belittle and torment the less popular, especially the misfits Beth Dorman is loosely associated with. She'll go out with a boy for the specific purpose of keeping him away from a rival, and she'll cut down any male who doesn't fit her standards. The only loyalty she has is to the cheerleading squad, every member of which she has picked for both looks and loyalty to her. Even then, she only supports them because they reflect on her. In the end, the world revolves around her, and life is (generally) good. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Valentine isn't getting any on-screen. Whereas Mr. Forsythe represents Beth's ideals, Valentine represents her nightmares, her insecurities, and the many obstacles in her way. Valentine's too petty a foe for Milkmaid to confront, isn't interested in Beth sexually, and so although we will see Valentine topless in issue #3 and may see her totally nude in the future, she's not going to get any action. Valentine's school uniforms are specially tailored to emphasize her figure. The Woodville cheerleader outfits are even worse, leaving nothing to the imagination, and Valentine wears them nearly as often as her proper school uniform. JOHN THOMAS (Not yet designed for visuals. John Thomas is very short, average build, with spiky, messy brown hair and an air of perpetual mischief.) VITAL STATISTICS - 5'2", hung 4" PERSONALITY John Thomas is the class clown and official school lech. He has no sense of propriety and doesn't give a rat's ass about graduating. Very few girls like him, although some of the guys enjoy his constant pranks, gags, and tasteless acts. His planned brush with Milkmaid in 'Milkmaid v. the Towering Erection' has no lasting effects on him; he's incapable of learning from past mistakes. NOTES ON APPEARANCE John Thomas looks a good bit younger than 18, although he is a senior. He's small, scruffy, and irrepressible. Physically, he's pretty average for his height. He rides the ragged edge of dress code, with shoelaces constantly dragging and shirt rumpled, untucked, or half-buttoned. KEVIN CARROLL (Not yet designed for visuals. Kevin is blonde, with a bright toothy smile, a muscular build, and a hint of sliminess about him.) VITAL STATISTICS - 6'3", hung 8" PERSONALITY Kevin Carroll is backup-BMOC to John Forsythe. Like John, he's in every sport in the school; like John, he's athletic and handsome. Unlike John, he's selfish and two-faced, although unlike Valentine he doesn't show his contempt for 'lesser beings' openly. In private, however, he's even more of a 'user' of other people than Valentine is, and he is convinced that when he has sex with a girl, he's doing them a favor. He does not take no for an answer... until, that is, he chases Chastity into the woods and encounters a monstrous creature he still has nightmares about... NOTES ON APPEARANCE Kevin is slime. He -can- be shown naked and -attempting- to have sex, in which case he should be depicted as respectably hung and very muscular and trim. However, he should never be permitted to complete a sex act on -his terms- on-screen. In Milkmaid #5 the Prixen enacts off-screen retribution so horrible he refuses to speak of it to anybody, and if he tried his tricks with Valentine he'd end up on the receiving end of some very strong whips and chains and leather. Kevin is destined to be an advertising executive when he grows up; his smiles, body language, etc. should follow accordingly. PRINCIPAL STEVENS (Not yet designed for visuals. Principal Stevens is always shown in shadows, silhouette, or behind a huge desk chair. What shows of him suggests a 40-ish man of broad, athletic build, a full head of hair and a powerful presence.) VITAL STATISTICS: Unknown, presumably over 6' PERSONALITY Martina's father, Principal Stevens, is an enigma. He runs the school with an iron hand... and yet he allows Milkmaid and her foes to run rampant without interference from security or town police. If he's a voyeur, he's not a wanker. Whatever reasons he has for what he does are a mystery even to his family. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Principal Stevens is only seldom shown out of his chair, and never in direct light. For more hints, ask the Brothers Grinn to describe Supermegatopia's shadowy secret ruler... COACH 'STONEWALL' MATTHEWS (Not yet designed for visuals; salt-and-pepper hair cut very short, no chin and a barrel build, looking chubby in a non-jolly way.) VITAL STATISTICS - 5'6" tall, 42-37-44 D-cup PERSONALITY 'Stonewall' Matthews is the taskmaster girls' coach at Woodville High School, and Karen's domineering mother. She makes everyone's life hell (PE is required for EVERYONE, without exception or exemption, at WHS), but especially her daughter, whom she requires to perform better than anyone else and then holds up as a model to the other students. She's loud, annoying, bullheaded; she just cannot be reasoned with. She has no time for wimps and routinely flunks students who can't meet her minimum standards, making her the true terror of the school. NOTES ON APPEARANCE You've known them; the big, burly gone-to-pot female coaches who made life hell for anyone associated with them. 'Stonewall' is ten times worse. Shorts, too-tight polo shirt, ubiquitous whistle, and above all a -very- big mouth. ANASTASIA DiANGELO (Not yet designed for visuals: black hair, short and matronly, bubbly and embarrasingly cheerful.) VITAL STATISTICS - 4'7" tall, 34-39-34 PERSONALITY - Anastasia DiAngelo's parents were immigrants from Italy, and although she does -not- speak in a bad Italian accent, she has the general mindset of an Italian mother; eat eat eat, look pretty, get your man and bumpa bumpa bumpa, etc. Anastasia has an earthy sense of humor and is a great embarrassment to her only daughter, Serafina. She's Woodville's only hairdresser, the acknowledged expert on beauty and fashion (despite her own appearance!), and she takes great delight in demonstrating her expertise on her daughter. NOTES ON APPEARANCE Anastasia bears a strong physical resemblance to a friendly-looking salt shaker. Her gait is a combination of a waddle and a bounce; she's a Perky Person gone matronly. Despite all this, and her obvious extra pounds, there should be a strong hint of Serafina's current beauty and grace about her, a memory of a youth long since left behind. SETTINGS TOWN OF WOODVILLE Woodville is a small rural town somewhere with few hills and many trees. Population approx. 1000-2000. The streets are clean and well-paved, everyone has plenty of elbow room, and there's usually only one choice for any service available nearby. Everybody knows everybody. WOODVILLE HIGH SCHOOL A small, sprawling one-story school. The school gym is actually taller than the small football stadium bleachers; except for a couple of church steeples, the twenty-foot-high roof is the tallest structure in town. The high school has a total enrollment, four grades, of about 150-200 students, although only those over the age of 18 will be shown in this book for obvious reasons. DR. PAPI'S CLINIC Dr. Papi's medical office and clinic, the only medical facilities in Woodville, is situated in a small L-shaped strip mall. It has only two differences from any average doctor's office: one, a large pipe organ is situated in the (usually empty) waiting room; and two, the back room of the office has been redecorated and refurbished into a classic mad scientist's lab, including fake stone walls and superfluous glassware and electrical things. In all other respects it is utterly ordinary. THE DORMAN HOME A house in Woodville's sole subdivision. It is a totally average house, kept rather less than neat by its owner, Laura Dorman. It has a large yard both front and back with no fences. WOLFE-MART The combination supermarket-department store on the city limits, which serves as Woodville's main shopping district. (Old-town Woodville has given over to specialty shops and non-franchised hamburger stands.) It's a combination of Ames, Wal-Mart and Piggly Wiggly, with all the combined flaws that implies. ANASTASIA'S BOUTIQUE A tiny portable building with air-conditioning and a single window in front, Anastasia's Boutique sits on the front lawn of the diAngelo home on one of the side-streets of old-town Woodville. No sidewalks, no paved driveway, surrounded by grass except for the short wooden staircase up to the front door, it has a shampoo chair, a styling chair, and a large 1950s hair dryer, allowing Anastasia to cycle her customers through a sort of assembly-line process while dithering over everyone in turn. Mirrors line one wall, while the others are covered either with pictures from fashion magazines or shelves of cosmetics which Anastasia sells as a sideline. CAPITOL CITY Capitol City is a generic large city, about one hour's drive from Woodville. It plays a larger role in the vague concepts for after the main Milkmaid series, but it is important as the place Woodville people go to if they actually want to -do- anything. MUSEUM OF CAPITOL CITY A smallish museum, about 2 stories tall, designed in the standard neoclassical-imitation style. In addition to a smattering of natural history, local history, art and sciences, it routinely hosts traveling exhibits. CAPITOL CITY UNIVERSITY The only institute of higher learning most Woodville students can hope to enter. A small, nondescript university about as generic as they come. SUPERHEROES UNION HALL Capitol City has a sizeable superhero (and supervillain) presence. Members of the Superheroes Union Local 118 get paid by the city to uphold the laws, stop supervillainy, protect the city from disaster, etc. Unlike larger cities, which would have a grand building for a superhero headquarters, the Union Hall is the third story of the Musician's Building (first floor is a music shop, second floor is Musician's Union Hall). Union rules for entry are tough and generally hypocritical; in essence, the union is a stuck-up clique, and as many heroes operate outside it as within it. PLOT CONSIDERATIONS PLANNED STORYLINE September, Beth's Senior Year Milkmaid #1 - "Surprise! Here Comes the Milkmaid!" - The town doctor, Dr. Papillandrou, hides a dark secret in his little office- he's a mad scientist dedicated to creating the perfect sex slave! However, when one of his patients gets a messed-up mix of mutagens, hormones, and Grade-A milk, strange things begin to happen... "Milkmaid: Mission of Mercy" - In this short feature, the Milkmaid has to 'persuade' a despondent young man not to commit suicide. October Milkmaid #2 - "Puppy Lust! I'm a Bad, Bad Doggie!" - Dr. Papillandrou gets a second job in the local high school cafeteria- all the better to experiment on the nubile young girls there! His next target- the school brain Martina Stephens, who is transformed into a busty, lusty werewolf in heat- Sweater Puppy! Script written, art in production Milkmaid #3 - "JuGGG's! The Brick's Out For Revenge!" - Karen Matthews has the flattest chest of any girl at school- and she hates it. Thanks to another of Dr. Papi's experiments, though, she transforms into the titanic-titted, revenge-minded Juggg's! Can even the Milkmaid stack up to her huge mounds? November Milkmaid at the Con - Beth visits an anime convention... but can the Milkmaid stop three renegade cosplayers from ruining everyone's fun? Milkmaid #4 - "All Lawsuit Issue! What's My Name Anyway?" - Poor Serafina Diangelo. She's beautiful, but painfully shy... and she's the next target of Dr. Papi's mad schemes. Now, at the sound of one particular ephitet, she undergoes a startling metamorphosis into a character whose name we can't reveal for legal reasons! :) Milkmaid #5 - "Does Not Appear In This Issue!" - Chastity Anderson is Beth's best friend- a nice, cute, popular girl. At first, it seems Dr. Papi's plans failed with her... but then, when a date goes a little too far, something snaps inside her, and she transforms into the Prixen- a busty hermaphrodite who could be the greatest threat Milkmaid's had to face yet! January Intercourse with a Vampire - When an actual vampire disrupts a book-signing, it's up to Milkmaid to show her something sweeter to drink... Milkmaid - Trapped in Time - Oh no! Beth gets thrown back to the American Civil War! Can she cope with both sides trying to eliminate the Milkmaid? February Milkmaid #6 - "The Killer Cure! Aren't You Horny Yet?" - Of all the Milkmaid's opponents, only Chastity's cruel alter ego Prixen remains out of control. Hoping for a cure, Chastity volunteers to test the limits of her control over her sexual urges... but can even the Milkmaid control a superstrong hermaphrodite teased into a mad frenzy? March Milkmaid #7 - "Daughter of Son of Return of the Prixen" - Chastity's managed to control her sinister other self... but when she catches a glimpse of the hunky boys' track team working out, it's a race against her hormones as Beth tries to find a way to transform into Milkmaid! The final titanic battle between the Milkmaid and her gender-bending arch nemesis! April Close Encounters of the Milky Kind - Beth and Chastity are kidnapped by aliens... but are Beth and Chastity in danger from the aliens, or are the aliens in danger from Milkmaid and Prixen? Milkmaid #8 - "Success! The Sex Squadron Strikes! part 1" - Dr. Papi has finally achieved his sinister goal- the creation of mutant sex slaves, using tainted Wonder-Undies! Now, Dr. Papi's prior creations must team up before the COW, STRINGBEAN, MAMA KAT, DOUBLEHEADER and THIGHMASTER can complete Dr. Papi's mad plan to make all the school girls his personal sluts! Milkmaid #9 - "Success! The The Sex Squadron Strikes! part 2" - Our heroes have fallen- now only Milkmaid stands against the entire Sex Squadron! It's five against one, in Milkmaid's last stand against the madness of Dr. Papillandrou! May Milkmaid #10 - "Graduation! Let's Party!" - It's graduation day for our heroes, and Beth is going off to college at Capitol City. But Laura's giving her daughter a big sendoff... and she invited all her playmates to help... Beyond graduation: Dr. Papi, Walter, JuGGGs, the Cunt, and most of the rest of Woodville's characters are left behind. Milkmaid, Sweater Puppy, and the Prixen go on to Capitol City and college, and Milkmaid has to deal as much with annoying superheroes as any enemies she might fight. BANNED PLOT DEVICES/SITUATIONS Sex in the Milkmaid series should be used only one of two ways; either as a consensual act, or as a means for one superhuman to subdue another. On-screen rape is absolutely, positively forbidden, and off-screen rape is limited to very specific instances. The only exception should be if and when I ever write up the obligatory Milkmaid v. Tenta-Kleez story. There is no such thing as unpleasant sex on-screen here, and if someone says no, NO IT IS. Beth and Laura will never have a lesbian scene. Period. Forget it. Won't happen. Although there are some serious plot overtones to the series, the Milkmaid project is primarily a -comedy.- Angst should be mocked, not promoted. Lactation without pregnancy is very rare. Milkmaid is unique not only in lactating without pregnancy but in the sheer -volume- of her sprays. There are two other characters planned who lactate, -neither- of whom is covered in this bible. Laura never suffers the consequences of her own blunders; thus, Milkmaid never rescues Laura (unless it's a situation from which Laura doesn't want to be rescued). Milkmaid should never be allowed a totally happy, consequence-free happy ending. Remember, the universe really is out to get Beth Dorman. Dr. Papi never admits to remorse, never cleans up his mistakes, and never acts as a force for 'good.' Nobody except Beth suspects Dr. Papi is competent enough to be a threat, much less an evil mad scientist. Until planned issue #8, not even Beth knows that Dr. Papi is responsible for Milkmaid, Sweater Puppy, JuGGG's, Captain Cock, the Cunt, and the Prixen. The connection is just not made. Nobody recognizes Milkmaid as Beth, Sweater Puppy as Martina, or Prixen as Chastity except for the other superhumans, Dr. Papi and Laura Dorman (who subscribes to all of WLP's publications). However, everyone knows about Karen/JuGGG's, and if anybody looked at the Cunt for more than about a minute they could make the connection with Serafina pretty easily (the hairstyle is a dead giveaway). Of the major characters, Beth is the only student who owns her own car. And finally, to repeat, Milkmaid's milk by itself has no lasting effects on others; it certainly doesn't transform anyone. It -is- magical to a small extent, but by itself it is not a valid plot device. -30-