WARNING!!!
ADULTS ONLY!!!

This site offers access to potentially offensive sexually oriented materials. You must be 18 years of age or older to access this site. Misrepresenting your age in order to enter this web site from a location within the USA, or elsewhere, may be a violation of your national, state, local, and/or your federal laws. To access this site, you must agree to the following:

By following the link below, I solemnly declare and affirm as follows:

1. I am an adult, being at least 18 years of age or older, and am of legal age where I live to view sexually explicit material.
2. I will not redistribute this material to anyone, nor will I permit any minor to see this material, or any other person who might find such material personally offensive.
3. I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment, which holds that free adult Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they will read and view without governmental interference.
4. I believe that such material does not offend the standard of the community in which I live.

I agree to these terms. Let me at the smut!

My parents won't let me see smut, but they do let me get mass-marketed.

I don't want to look at smut *or* corporate pablum. Let me in on the conspiracy...