The Great Luke Ski: Forgotten Fishheads MP3 CD-ROM

The majority of the contents of the old Luke Ski Fan Club CDs have now been collected onto this MP3 Data CD. There are 123 tracks, totaling 5 hours and 46 minutes of material, divided into four folders: The Early Years, The Ray TV Legacy, Are We Stalling For Time? (Live At GenCon), & Turn Of The Century Tracks. This product is intended for Luke Ski Super-fans who already own all of his other albums, but crave to get their hands on his early works, live tracks, and other miscellaneous rarities.

WE REALLY MEAN THIS: this disc is ONLY for MAJOR fans of the Great Luke Ski. Much of this material was recorded live or without background music or any kind of editing or digital touchup whatever. If you're the kind of Luke Ski fan drooling to know what raw, unedited Luke Ski sounds like, then buy this CD-ROM.

UPDATE: Well, you took the above paragraph to heart. After traveling from convention to convention this year, our stock of this item has got scuffed up a bit. We're cutting the price down to BELOW COST to clear this item out! (Was $25.50; now only $10!)

The Early Years:
1. This is Luke Ski's PSYCHO Potpourri! - 0:44
2. Immature Amateur Adolescent Animator - 3:17
3. '86 Cody Cabin Song - 0:42
4. Weird Guys Rap - 3:35
5. To All Da Girls I've Loved Beefor - 3:29
6. Things That Make You Go Rar! - 1:13
7. You Down With Gnome? Hee Hee! - 4:06
8. Gnome on the Range - 4:49
9. Duke of Earl - written by J. Styles, by Luke Ski's PSYCHO Potpourri - 3:10
10. My Life Til Now - 3:37
11. Humpa Hound - Buttmunch Remix - 3:53
12. My Momma Don't Wear No Socks - Kansas City ComedySportz '94 - 5:12
13. Enter Der Fuhrer - 3:27
14. Cheesy Movie - Curse My Soul - 2:42
15. Gump - Live, 3-9-96 - 2:28
16. Mr. Versatility - 2:41
17. 'Mr. K' by Amy, Luke, J.T., & Michael - 2:06
18. Demented News, 7-6-97 - Whimsical Will - 4:17
19. It's Mancow - 2:51
20. Halitosis - Sudden Death, featuring the great Luke Ski and None Of The Above - 3:38
21. Nummy Muffin - 1:51
22. He's Crazy Jay - 1:55
23. Gnome Productions - performed by the Original GNOME Productions Crew - 5:57
24. Are You?! - by J.T. (a.k.a. DJ Skrabble) - 3:13

The Ray TV Era:
1. And Now It's Time For Raymond P. Whalen - 0:24
2. Rasta Eye (hidden track) - 0:34
3. Wahdedah-dee - 3:07
4. Ninja Butt - Ray TV - 0:29
5. I'm Not A Fishy - Frozen Scream - 2:54
6. 104.3 Cory Rocks - Ray TV - 1:06
7. Barn Dance Fever - Frozen Scream - 1:16
8. I Kissed A Squirrel (original recording) - 3:07
9. That Phat Track - Ray TV - 0:58
10. Jackie Chan - Frozen Scream - 1:54
11. John Carradine - Ray TV - 1:19
12. Lost In America - Frozen Scream - 1:37
13. Taco Bell - Ray TV - 1:21
14. the Michael McGee Song - Frozen Scream - 1:28
15. Gimmie A Break - 0:27
16. Proctologist Man - Frozen Scream - 2:25
17. Gimmie A Break - Slim Jim Remix - 0:21
18. the Whistling Song - Vomit Face - 1:50
19. K.B. Bongs R Us - 0:55
20. I'm De Man! - the Mannequin Boys / Ray TV - 2:18
21. NRA Freedom Answering Machine - 0:41
22. Keanu For Pepsi - Ray TV - 2:05
23. Dueling Arnolds - Ray TV - 0:23
24. John Carradine Col Lampin - Ray TV - 1:48
25. Dueling Keanus - Ray TV - 0:33
26. I Don't Know How To Read - Ray TV - 0:39
27. Dueling Billy Connollys - Ray TV - 0:33
28. Keanu For Pepsi (dirty version) - Ray TV - 2:14
29. Phone Massages - 3:16
30. Keanu Man (live at MarsCon 2003) - featuring Rock And Roll Ray - 5:32

Are We Stalling For Time (Live at GenCon):
1. What's Up Spock? - first ever public Luke Ski performance - GenCon 1994 - 4:35
2. Viva Las Nagus - GenCon 1995 - 2:20
3. Are we stalling for time? - Sure, I can do that - GenCon 1997 - 0:20
4. Resistance (a capella) - GenCon 1997 - 3:39
5. Captain Kirk's Day Off - GenCon 1997 - 1:23
6. R.I.P. Jadzia - GenCon 1998 - 0:24
7. You Might Be A Trekkie - uncut take of A-list material - GenCon 1998 - 5:58
8. Are we stalling for time? - I came prepared this year - GenCon 1998 - 0:28
9. You Might Be A Trekkie - uncut take of B-list material - GenCon 1998 - 3:32
10. Entertain us! - GenCon 1998 - 0:22
11. You Might Be A Trekkie - additional & alternate version jokes (edit) - GenCon 1999 - 2:12
12. Are we stalling for time? - Luke's dating service, flying microphones, & Profit intro - GenCon 1999 - 2:54
13. Everyone's Free To Earn Profit - GenCon 1999 - 5:16
14. Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery - GenCon 1999 - 0:56
15. Requiem for DS9, & The Worst Star Trek Jokes EVER! - GenCon 2000 - 1:23
16. Game Informer: Part 1 - GenCon 2000 - 1:21
17. That Maihar'du! - GenCon 2000 - 0:58
18. It's A Fanboy Christmas (demo music piano version) - GenCon 2000 - 10:56
19. Are we stalling for time? - No flying microphones - GenCon 2000 - 0:26
20. Triple live Luke Ski encore 2000!, & Gilbert says hello - GenCon 2000 - 0:38
21. Play That Filky Music - by Power Salad, featuring the great Luke Ski - GenCon 2001 - 3:45
22. Bender Roboto - GenCon 2001 - 4:59
23. Game Informer: Part 2 - GenCon 2001 - 1:58
24. Are we stalling for time? - Five years in a row - GenCon 2001 - 0:32
25. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues - GenCon 2001 - 2:44
26. Klaatu Barada Nikto for my bunghole - GenCon 2001 - 0:42
27. Milton and his chicken wings - GenCon 2001 - 0:20
28. Wannabe a Marsters - GenCon 2002 - 1:12
29. Are we stalling for time? - Six years in a row - GenCon 2002 - 0:22
30. Thank you Anne Brown, see you all in Indy! - GenCon 2002 - 0:52
31. Are we stalling for time? - Seven years in a row - GenCon 2003 - 0:36

Turn Of The Century Tracks:
1. The History Of Dementia - narrated by Chris Mezzolesta - 12:50
2. Dementia Revolution - Opening Theme Song - 2:19
3. A Man Named Jayne (live at the Browncoat Ball 2004) - 5:54
4. Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? - with Keeter Man and Chris Mezzolesta - 2:34
5. The Weed Fart Song (live at Dementia 2001) - a 'Ray TV' song - 4:07
6. The Chinowa Theatre - a 'Ray TV' sketch, with Keeter Man and Blasted Bill - 4:11
7. Preconceptions News Entertainment Report (live at MarsCon 2004) - from Shockwave's 'Let's Play Doctor' - 4:21
8. Mommy's Broken (Gilbert Version) - a Worm Quartet remix by the great Luke Ski - 0:34
9. Luke Ski vs. Art Paul (with 'Pink Pants', live) - featuring Art Paul Schlosser - 6:14
10. Luke Ski vs. Tom Smith (live at ConGlomeration 2004) - featuring Tom Smith - 3:50
11. Batten Down The Hatches - 'Sex Kittens From Mars' original cast live, by the great Luke Ski and Brian Wild - 3:50
12. Mister Band - by the great Luke Ski and Bob Monschien, for the UW Madison Varsity Band 2003 Spring Concert - 3:00
13. Fangirls, Shake That Booty! (live on 'the Dr. Demento Show') - featuring Hot Waffles - 5:55
14. A Bizaar Ending - Extended Alternate Version - featuring Art Paul Schlosser - 1:19
15. Talk Like A Pirate Day (live at PenguiCon 2004) - by Tom Smith, featuring the great Luke Ski & Steve Jackson - 6:11
16. Both Sides Of Star Wars Now (live at MarsCon 2004) - by the Nick Atoms, featuring the great Luke Ski - 5:49
17. I'm A Lesbian Too - by God-Des, featuring the great Luke Ski - 0:46
18. White Boy Rap - from Chris Waffle's 'All-U-Can-Eat Buffet Of Musical Madness' - 0:15
19. Hap Hipple - an Eric Houg remix of 'White Boy Rap' from Chris Waffle's 'All-U-Can-Eat Buffet Of Musical Madness' - 0:37
20. Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Fanboys - by Mike 'Burle' Guthrie, at the Wedding Rehearsal Dinner - 5:39
21. Luke and Stephanie - by George Macas Jr., with the great Luke Ski & friends - 3:12
22. I Don't Give A Shit About Your Website (live) - by Worm Quartet, featuring the great Luke Ski - 5:45
23. Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You (live) - by Worm Quartet, featuring the great Luke Ski - 2:15
24. Mama Rap (live at Dementia 2001) - a cover song, featuring Keeter Man - 2:07
25. Just A Gigolo - Luke Ski's 30th birthday Karaoke performance at Pedro's - 4:46
26. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring the Nick Atoms - 5:54
27. Map Light (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring Worm Quartet - 2:02
28. Yes, We Have No Bananas (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring the Nick Atoms - 3:08
29. Dementia Radio I.D. - Keanu - CUT!!! - with Keeter Man - 0:16
30. BORED Tour 2002 Theme Song - 1:19
31. Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show (Chipmunk Version) - an Eric Houg Remix - 3:41
32. My Name Is Fred (live at Dementia 2001) - 1:47
33. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime (live at ConGlomeration 2004) - with Tom Smith - 5:06
34. Don't Touch Me (live at Dementia 2001) - a cover song, featuring Chris Mezzolesta - 0:56
35. Firefly Medley Sing-along (live at the Browncoat Ball 2004) - two Firefly cover songs - 2:44
36. Luke Ski Mega Mix - Version 1.3 - 13:00
37. C'Mon Ride The Bus - Mass Transit Remix - 12:35
38. And The winner Is... - 3:19