it appears that i have gone mad and wrack by a codfish what how did a codfish appear out of now were looks up is that an "Albatross!" wack with an halibut and a acme safe and it seams its tyrday
After Harry Potter sacrifices himself to save everyone, he learns that things were not as they seemed. The Ministry of Death is not pleased with how things turned out and Harry has to go back to third year to change the future and receive his inheritance. Warning: There will be Dumbledore, Weasley, and Snape bashing. Also, Harry/multiple girls. A lot of Monty Python humor.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9963013/1/ ... t-Dead-Yet