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BOOK ONE: ORIGINS
Chapter One: Surprise! Roommates Share Almost Everything!
November 1, 2003 - January 5, 2004

Chapter Two: Shock! Revealations, Explanations, and Explorations!
January 12, 2004 - March 8, 2004

Chapter Three: Interruption! Woodville's Sex Freaks Come Calling!
March 22, 2004 - June 7, 2004

Omake Chapter #1: Discovering Powers (by Chris "LordHavoc" Sealy)
June 14, 2004 - July 26, 2004

BOOK TWO: VEILED THREATS & OVERT SEX ACTS
Chapter Four: Curious! I Didn't Know It Could Do That!
October 18, 2004 - April 11, 2005

Chapter Five: Rescue! More than One Woman can Handle?
July 18, 2005 - December 5, 2005

Chapter Six: Comeback! Fighting Against the Odds
December 12, 2005 - March 20, 2006

Chapter Seven: Android Woman
April 25, 2005 - July 11, 2005

BOOK THREE: GOLD AND SHADOWS
Chapter Eight: Identity! Secret Even From Herself
March 27, 2006 - Ninjitsu, the Art of Boobs Not Being Seen
April 3, 2006 - Attention Must Be Paid
April 10, 2006 - Book 3 Splash Page
April 24, 2006 - What's Japanese For "Doghouse"?
May 1, 2006 - Pay No Attention to the Naked Flesh
May 15, 2006 - A Stupid Cameo Disrupts Character Development
May 22, 2006 - Sucks to Be You, But That Doesn't Help Her
May 29, 2006 - He'll Have to Pay for the Broken Pipes
June 5, 2006 - Kay Amachi Love Life Score: Zero
June 19, 2006 - Way to Play it Cool, Clark Kayla

Chapter Nine: Call to Action! Strike a Blow or Blow a Strike?
June 26, 2006 - Not a Determined Moper, She
July 3, 2006 - Bad Beer Party, No Biscuit
July 10, 2006 - Anything for Money is Not a Smart Policy
July 24, 2006 - I'd Hate to Take His Customer Service Complaint
July 31, 2006 - Girls, The Term "Piss-Up" is Only Slang
August 7, 2006 - How Many of Them are Pre-Law?
August 14, 2006 - Quiet Time in Greektown? This IS a Fantasy Comic!
August 21, 2006 - Not Too Bright, Frat Pledges These Days
August 28, 2006 - He's Never Done Anything Like This Before
September 4, 2006 - What a Distraction!
September 11, 2006 - Yes, She IS That Damn Good
September 18, 2006 - Okay, That Was Pointless Sex... Nothing New There

Chapter Ten: Orgy! A Major Case of Wish Fulfillment
September 25, 2006 - Don't You Wish Fairies Ran Insurance Companies?
October 2, 2006 - Anyone who Doesn't Know the Plan is Too Young to Read This
October 9, 2006 - Shutting UP Now
October 16, 2006 - Chocolate Flavored Cotton
October 23, 2006 - Hook, Line, and Sucker
October 30, 2006 - But is He Enough Man for That Much Woman?
November 6, 2006 - The Lasses Follow Her Lead, All Right
November 20, 2006 - There Be Whales Here!
November 27, 2006 - You're Not the Only Cuddly Toy
December 4, 2006 - That Thirst Ain't for Sprite
December 11, 2006 - Chocolate Power Avalanche Zone
December 18, 2006 - Not the Last Gender Bending We'll See
January 1, 2007 - Giving Head All the Way Up to Her Head
January 8, 2007 - And Smoke Begins to Rise from Mt. Saint Vitus
January 15, 2007 - Goonami
January 22, 2007 - Jeff, You're a Dick and a Phukker Too
January 29, 2007 - Pass the Listerine
February 6, 2007 - No, Really, Watch Your Tongue
February 12, 2007 - One Man Gang Bang
February 26, 2007 - Sausage Stuffing
March 5, 2007 - Somebody Get Scooby-Doo to Translate
March 12, 2007 - But Does it Count as Double Penetration?
March 19, 2007 - Talk About Mixed Emotions...
March 25, 2007 - Greed is its Own Worst Enemy
April 2, 2007 - At Last, at LAST it's OVER!!
April 9, 2007 - Now He Can Think
April 16, 2007 - Not Available in Stores
April 23, 2007 - Bodies Built by Lucky Charms
April 30, 2007 - Yes, That's Iron She's Crushing Like Paper
May 7, 2007 - A Merciful Time to End the Chapter

Chapter Eleven: Afterglow! Unexpected Consequences Follow Sex (As Expected)
May 14, 2007 - Be Careful What You DON'T Wish For...
May 21, 2007 - Pass the Aspirin
May 28, 2007 - John Belushi Handled This Much Better
June 4, 2007 - Karma Wears a Veil
June 11, 2007 - For a College Senior, He Sure Hasn't Learned Much
June 25, 2007 - When You Hear Silk Ripping, it's Too Late to Run
July 2, 2007 - Absolutely Nothing Funny This Page
July 9, 2007 - THIS page, on the other hand...

CHOCOLATE MILKMAID BOOK FOUR: CHAOS AND INSTRUCTION
April 7, 2008 - Veiled Discovery, Unveiled Discovery
April 14, 2008 - Enter a Mysterious and Suspicious Bishonen
April 21, 2008 - Hormones Speak Louder than Words (Here, Anyway)
May 5, 2008 - Yet Another New Face
November 24, 2008 - Support Your Local Iraq Veterans
December 5, 2008 - Book Four Splash Page (At Last)
December 10, 2008 - As Normal as Studying at GSU Ever Gets
December 15, 2008 - Affirmative Action Hiring, GSU Style
December 24, 2008 - Nothing Subtle About This Excuse for Transformation
December 29, 2008 - Yes, She Enjoys It Much More Than You Do
January 5, 2009 - What Is That, Milk Radar?
January 12, 2009 - "Ka-Girling" is a Trademark of Anne Onymous
January 19, 2009 - Wire-Fighting 101 is an Engineering Course
January 26, 2009 - Some Things are Just Part of Being Leprechaun
Febraury 9, 2009 - Our Eyes are Glued, Rely on It
Febraury 16, 2009 - The Booby BogieWoman
March 2, 2009 - Eyes... Glazing... Less Exposition More Tits
March 9, 2009 - Expositus Interruptus
March 18, 2009 - Leprechauns ALWAYS Wear the Finest Fashions
April 1, 2009 - ... and While She's Doing That, Millions Starve in Africa
April 8, 2009 - It Was Something She Drank
April 13, 2009 - At Least She Washed Her Hands Afterwards
April 20, 2009 - What's the Feminine Form of "Cockblocker"?
April 27, 2009 - Sudden Terror Really Builds the Appetite
May 18, 2009 - What's Worse, It's Balsa
May 25, 2009 - There's a Side Story There, if it Ever Gets Done...
June 4, 2009 - Google Earth Might Be a Better Shot
June 9, 2009 - Evil Has a Budgetary Impetus
June 17, 2009 - Any Resemblance to Other Nussings is Coincidence
June 23, 2009 - Lack of Virtue is Someone Else's Reward
June 29, 2009 - Incidentally, the Editorial Staff Hates Bananas
July 6, 2009 - Warning: Head Trauma NOT Recommended for Body Enhancement
July 20, 2009 - Good Timing, or Absolutely Horrible
July 28, 2009 - She Studied at the Weismueller School of Acting
August 4, 2009 - The Desk Policy is Only PAPER-Free
September 2, 2009 - We are Aware of Our Obligations
September 16, 2009 - Don't Try This With a Particleboard Desk
October 1, 2009 - Death by Woobie or Snu-Snu? Pick One
October 12, 2009 - Screwed By the Bureaucracy
October 19, 2009 - The Happiest Torn Upholstery on Earth
October 27, 2009 - Remember Whose comic This Is?
November 2, 2009 - I Don't Think That's Ash Ketchum
November 9, 2009 - Don't Worry Kid, There's Always Porn online
November 24, 2009 - Different Fantasies for Different Femmes
December 1, 2009 - Beefcake to Go
December 7, 2009 - That Plot Hole Needs a Lampshade
December 15, 2009 - No Soup Beefcake For You!
December 21, 2009 - More Mounds Than Spikes, Really
December 29, 2009 - Who DOES Expect a Transforming Hypersexed Woman?
January 4, 2010 - Confrontation Interrupted by Libido
January 11, 2010 - You Never Get a Second Chance to Blow a First Impression
February 3, 2010 - Still Beats a Treehouse
February 11, 2010 - Of Course, That Could Be Anybody's Magical Technological Doohickey
February 25, 2010 - Abu Gharaib Itself, Of Course, was NOT FUNNY, PERIOD
March 8, 2010 - Satisfaction is Mandatory
March 24, 2010 - Fortunately for Her, CM Thinks Fast
June 15, 2010 - Player Two's Name is Not Luigi
June 23, 2010 - Cunnilingus is an Art, and She's His Canvas
July 7, 2010 - There Are Some Women Who'd Be Happy With Just That
July 28, 2010 - Can You Feel the Doom Tonight?
August 6, 2010 - Eastbound Vines Have the Right of Way
August 18, 2010 - She Doesn't Want Him For His Mind
August 26, 2010 - Of COURSE We Had to Do This Joke
September 1, 2010 - Give Her Credit for Identifying the Failure Mode
October 7, 2010 - No Gibberish Can Replace the Exclamation Fucking Point
October 21, 2010 - Talking in a Three-Way: Not Covered by Emily Post
November 11, 2010 - Obvious Solutions Are Often the Best
December 2, 2010 - This Ride Employs Double Seating
January 1, 2011 - More Fun Than Musical Chairs
January 5, 2011 - Better Than the Hall of Presidents
January 12, 2011 - Not All Panting is Sexy Panting
January 19, 2011 - About to Have More Than One Climax
January 26, 2011 - That Was... Convenient
February 9, 2011 - That Was... Contrived
February 16, 2011 - Shouldn't Answers Make You Less Confused?
February 23, 2011 - Help Themselves
March 2, 2011 - Eyes are Watching Your Privates
March 9, 2011 - Double Doom

CHOCOLATE MILKMAID BOOK FIVE: WHEN THE WALLS FELL
March 23, 2011 - A Sad Announcement
April 20, 2011 - Cramming Time is Quiet Time
May 11, 2011 - No, Damn It, Not THAT Cup
May 18, 2011 - A Real Bar Would Burn Down
May 25, 2011 - Charge Her Up
June 8, 2011 - More Than One is Twice the Fun
June 22, 2011 - The Back is Almost as Much Fun to Watch as the Front
July 6, 2011 - Because Roombas Don't Deal With Liquids Well
July 27, 2011 - Nookie Postponed Due to Clever Idea
August 10, 2011 - Did You Think There Was Any OTHER Solution in This Comic?
August 24, 2011 - Expanding Her (Meaningful Pause) Horizons
September 14, 2011 - Bend It Like Beckham Aang
September 21, 2011 - Djinntroducing a New Character?
October 12, 2011 - Chocolate Elemental: Not Featured in D&D Monster Manual (Yet)
November 9, 2011 - Such a Versatile Substance
November 23, 2011 - And We Just Had That Fourth Wall Fixed, Too
December 21, 2011 - Chocolate Decadence
January 18, 2012 - Chocolate Lava Cake, Anyone?
February 8, 2012 - And Somewhere Isaac Hayes is Singing
March 28, 2012 - Easter's Coming Soon, and So Are They
April 5, 2012 - The Editor, Again, Has Nothing to Add
May 2, 2012 - She Canna Take Any More, Cap'n!
June 6, 2012 - Roomba Ain't Touching That, Either
June 27, 2012 - Evil AND Addicted to Trash TV
July 11, 2012 - Magical Admin-Bash
August 8, 2012 - Workers Without Souls Ineligible for Minimum Wage
August 22, 2012 - The Boss Has an Open-Aether Policy
September 12, 2012 - Dammit, a Page With No Joke Whatever
September 26, 2012 - There Are Worse Kinks For a Boss To Have
October 31, 2012 - The Editor Has Been Known to Do This, Once or Twice
November 28, 2012 - I Think You Can Guess Where This is Going
December 26, 2012 - Dickgirls. Dickgirls Everywhere.
January 30, 2013 - Chastity the Name, Not the Condition
February 27, 2013 - Snubbed By Voracious Futanari? Poor Kay...?
April 3, 2013 - Speaking of Voracious Futanari...
June 5, 2013 - College Life Has Been Good to Prixen
July 17, 2013 - What ARE the Prerequisites for Majoring in Fuck?
August 28, 2013 - Potassium is Important for a Growing Body
November 6, 2013 - Frederick's of Hollywood Doesn't Carry Those Sizes
December 25, 2013 - Maybe Now the Plot Can Advance a Little
January 29, 2014 - No Love for the Troper
April 2, 2014 - Not Every Page Can Be Silly
April 17, 2014 - Just Saying, Nice Water Jugs


Special Strips
December 19, 2005 - WLP Asks Santa 2005


Guest Strips
March 15, 2004 - From Lightfoot & Wolfman at Stone of Adventure
August 16, 2004 - From the Brothers Grinn at Supermegatopia
August 30, 2004 - From BAR-1
September 6, 2004 - From BAR-1
September 13, 2004 - From BAR-1
September 20, 2004 - From BAR-1
September 27, 2004 - From BAR-1
January 10, 2005 - From Matt Zenn
January 17, 2005 - From Fredrik Arnorssen at Pawn
October 23, 2007 - From DarkZel at The Misadventures of Chichi-chan
December 2, 2007 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 1 by Matt Zenn
December 10, 2007 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 2 by Matt Zenn
December 17, 2007 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 3 by Matt Zenn
December 25, 2007 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 4 by Matt Zenn
December 31, 2007 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 5 by Matt Zenn
January 7, 2008 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 6 by Matt Zenn
January 14, 2008 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 7 by Matt Zenn
January 21, 2008 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 8 by Matt Zenn
January 28, 2008 - "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" Pg. 9 by Matt Zenn

... more to come...




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